Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
that’s my secret
I’m always tired
*transforms into the incredible sloth*
can we talk about how they’re sitting around with beer and take-out chinese but there are fucking candles lit like they don’t want to ruin the ambiance of this fine dining experience and Rhodey and Tony have the nerve to be dressed the fuck up in suits with ties for this shit
daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.
#she electrocuted obie #she ensured that hammer was arresed and held responsible for his actions #SHE KILLED THE MARDARIN #PEPPER POTTS IS BETTER THAN YOU IM EVERY WAY YOU BETTER RESPECT #pepper potts #goddess of patience and fire [x]
imagine lee pace trying to open a bag of chips but he rips it too far and gets chips everywhere and he’s just like
these chips are
all over the pace”