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September 16 2014 - 82,557 notes



gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top





September 13 2014 - 301,080 notes



obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)





September 13 2014 - 66,318 notes



fandomsandfeminism:

macabrefascination:

featheredfriend:

charminglyantiquated:

silly silly little comic

Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’

Oh my fucking gods this is perfect

This makes me smile 





September 13 2014 - 28,442 notes



laundromatic:

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?





September 13 2014 - 71,317 notes



flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them





September 13 2014 - 8,248 notes



wagamamer:

"stop being antisocial and put your phone down"

im not being antisocial, im just being sociable elsewhere





September 12 2014 - 3,164 notes



triwizardry:

J.K Rowling seems to be on Twitter a lot lately. Maybe she’s bored. Maybe it’s time for a new Harry Potter book.





September 12 2014 - 4,120 notes



"I don’t want to write that down, but I don’t want to keep it in my head."

Andrea Gibson (via bornbetweentwosigns)

(Source: kaabradl)





September 12 2014 - 103,669 notes



officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it





September 12 2014 - 3 notes



YAY VOTING! YAY TRAVIS COUNTY!

origamipeople:

Y’all. Y’all. Gubernatorial election in November. That’s what’s up.

CAN I VOTE IN THIS EVEN THOUGH I LEFT FOR COLLEGE? If you’re not registered to vote in another county or state, yes. Yes, you can, and you should, because this is the big one for Texas. You can claim your parents’ Travis County…