i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?
sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
"stop being antisocial and put your phone down"
im not being antisocial, im just being sociable elsewhere
J.K Rowling seems to be on Twitter a lot lately. Maybe she’s bored. Maybe it’s time for a new Harry Potter book.
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
Y’all. Y’all. Gubernatorial election in November. That’s what’s up.
CAN I VOTE IN THIS EVEN THOUGH I LEFT FOR COLLEGE? If you’re not registered to vote in another county or state, yes. Yes, you can, and you should, because this is the big one for Texas. You can claim your parents’ Travis County…